As much as Cassville’s senior prank quacked me up last week, Exeter’s this week was a bit…fishy. These crafty Tigers pulled out 15 individually wrapped goldfish from under the stage, gifting them to Assistant Superintendent Ashley Fly. My question is, why go all the way to PetSmart? I say next year go catch coach some beautiful rainbow trout! You may need to invest in bigger bags though. Coach Fly said this week some of the goldfish will enjoy their lives in her office, and others were gifted to a local girl for her pond. Maybe the Class of 2024 could source more goldfish from there if the trout thing doesn’t work out.

Trout Brown is the comics correspondent for the Cassville Democrat, aiming to point out entertaining happenings in Barry County.